active emotional emergencyone week zone
7 days to go.
This is no longer “soon”. This is a formal pre-arrival dossier for one Paris-living girl and one very unreasonable boyfriend.
Countdown7
days
days
Risk levelSevere
squeeze
squeeze
OutcomeNehu
home
home
arrival pass
Issued to: My Nehu
approved
PARHOME
Primary threatImpatient boyfriend
Secondary threatZero promises about letting go
Pending deliveryAll missed hugs in one go
My Nehuuuuuu,
Please prepare for the following arrival conditions:
1A hug that will begin normally and then slowly become a hostage situation.
2Normal Siddhartha will be unavailable. Only ridiculous lover boy version will be active.
3Every “I miss you” from the last few months will be emotionally consolidated and delivered physically in one go.
In seven days, you are not a photo from Paris. Not a sleepy voice note. Not a timezone calculation. Not a countdown.
You’ll be here.
And I’ll get to do all the tiny things I keep missing: looking at you while you talk, holding your hand randomly, annoying you in person, eating together, making plans and changing them, being stupid, being soft, being us.